Relativity: the quality of being relative and having significance only in relation to something else
I think I fell in love with a French girl who can rip tears in the universe, fancies the color blue, and acts like a child.
Please don’t rip my heart out.
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Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
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If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
I can’t even.
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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